True but thats because hes a fetus.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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