i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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