Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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