I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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