I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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