they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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