the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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