she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she looked like the before picture.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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