She went from zero to smokin in five shots
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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