I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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