i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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