There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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