can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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