I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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