the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think a kid would responsible me up
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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