I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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