i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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