Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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