for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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