Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize
