nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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