Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

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six.

(904): View more from Florida

Oh, I thought it was higher.

(1-904): View more from Florida

No, that would be the Matt's

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired

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(970): View more from Colorado

I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons

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(661): View more from California

Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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(303): View more from Colorado

Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?

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(310): View more from California

I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.

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