Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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