Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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