I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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