Define "chronic" masturbator.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I need to stop coming to work sober
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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