we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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