Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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