the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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