just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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