I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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