HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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