I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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