Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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