Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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