Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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