eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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