Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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