this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm having to shit out rocks
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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