weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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