I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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