we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
