Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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