I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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