Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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