Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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