what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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