its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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