i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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