Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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