I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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