My cat gives me a boner
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He did a backflip because drugs
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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