I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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