like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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