You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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